Ah Beng bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book &said,'My Mobile No. Has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'====Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in MedicalCollege .Friend: Really, what is he studying.Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studyinghim.====Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football everynight.DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.====Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die willu remarry?Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.====Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'Wife: How do you know??Ah Beng : When I went to the Fisherman's Wharf atTaman Desa last night, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.====Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items aremissing,except the TV in my house.'Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'Ah Beng : 'I was watching ManU bungkus Locky Blu'sStoke City,what...'====Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying'Parking Fine'He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks forcomplement.'====How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book whenthe teacher erasesthe board.====Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one handand not on other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied thatthe weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on theother hand it wouldbe hot.====Ah Beng in National Press Club and his cellular phonerings. He picks it up andSays 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'====Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cupAh Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, whyothers running?====Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentenceinto future tenseAh Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'====Ah Beng told his maid: 'Go and water the plants!'Servant: 'It's already raining.'Ah Beng : 'So what? Take umbrella and go.'====A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking inthe Evening and notin the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM notAM

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My name is Siti Rokiah binti Mohammad. I come from Kuala Lipis Pahang. I am 23 years old. I have 11 siblings and I'm the 7th in my family. I have 6 brothers and 5 girls.



I started my education level in primary school at Sekolah Kebangsaan Merapoh from year 1994 until year 1999 and then continued in secondary school at Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Merapoh from year 2000 until I finish my SPM in year 2004. Then, I got the opportunities to further my studies at tertiary level and taking Diploma in Public Administration at UiTM Dungun from year 2005 until year 2008. After graduate, I still continued my studies in Bachelor of Administrative Science at UiTM Malacca City Campus started from December 2008 until now...I will finish my degree on December 2010...Insya Allah....